There are five thousand goblins on their way here right now and you're just sat there and you haven't even strapped your armour on! Unsheathe your sword and look lively. You wouldn't want the rest of us to kill them all before you even get a look-in.
I don't care how you do it - sword, bow, magic, whatever - just get up on that rampart!
Store your cards in our inexpensive, stacking deckboxes.